PASTOR NISAMEHE!!

A man went 2 his pastor, knelt  down and began confesing tearfully: Pastor, I have sinned.
Pastor: My son, what did you do,just confess what exactly you did?God Almighty will forgive you

Man: (sobbing), Pastor I committed adultery with several of the female church members.
Pastor : can you mention their  names and how many times you  slept with each of them? You see, for your forgiveness to be complete, you need to mention them, so that we can also pray for them.
Man…: Aaaah Pastor I can’t, I am ashamed.

 Pastor: Okay this is what we will do; after service, we will go to the church entrance together and watch members come out, once anyone you have slept with comes out, just say ‘pau‘. If it is once you slept with her. The Number of times you say ‘pau‘ will indicate the Number of times you  slept with that particular person.
And so they went to the church  entrance.:

>>Head usher passes wriggling her buttocks.
 Man: Pau. Pau
Pastor: The Lord forgive you.
>> Deacon’s wife passes carrying bible.
 Man: Pau
 Pastor : May the Lord forgive you.
>> A choir member passes singing.
 Man: Pau pau  pau
Pastor: God will forgive you. Yes, he will.
>>finally behold…Pastor’s wife passes
Man: (goes off like a machine gun.)
: Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau……..

Pastor: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee…wollollllloooo me oooooooooooooooooo !!!
May God punish your father!!!!!!!
God will never forgive you.!!!

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