Questions chics will always try to trap you with

When chics want to be sure that their guys luv them they will always try to corner one with questions…for you to survive, you will need to be careful how u answer some of these questions…
Question 1: What are you thinking about?
The proper answer to this, of course, is: ‘I’m sorry if I’ve been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you.’ I know to most guys its false but don’t answer like the following:
Baseball.
Football.
How fat you are.

Question 2: Do you love me?
The proper response is: ‘YES!’ or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, ‘Yes, dear.’ Inappropriate responses include:
I suppose so.
Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
That depends on what you mean by love.
Does it matter?
Who, me?

Question 3: Do I look fat? 

The correct answer is an emphatic: ‘Of course not!’…..incorrect answers are:
Compared to what?
I wouldn’t call you fat, but you’re not exactly thin.
A little extra weight looks good on you.
I’ve seen fatter.
Could you repeat the question? 

Question 4: Do you think she’s prettier than me?

The proper response is: ‘Of course not!’…. Incorrect responses include:
Yes, but you have a better personality
Not prettier, but definitely thinner
Not as pretty as you, when you were her age
Define ‘pretty’

 

Question 5: What would you do if I died?
A definite no-win question. (The real answer, or course, is ‘Buy a Corvette.’)
No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:
She….Would you get married again?
He…..Definitely not!
She….Why not – don’t you like being married?

 

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