ONYO!!internet coupling NEVA ends well…

Charmer: Hello Sweet Girl
Sweetgal: Hi Lover Boy!
Charmer: Can I know you more please?
Sweetgal: 17, female, sweet lips, bootylicious and Delicious, in Thika and you?                                                                                                   Charmer: Mmmmmh, I am in love already. I’m 52, male, 6 pack, big Chest,Thika.
Sweetgal: You’re 52? OMG! Serious ?? Same age as my dad.
Charmer: I’m just so into fresh young beautiful girls.
Sweetgal: Do you have a wife?
Charmer: Yes, but not as sexy as you, I have a daughter, she is in her bedroom with her friend doing homework.                                                                                                                                                       Sweetgal: Then why do you like young girls?
Charmer: I love them because they are beautiful not to mention sexy and with fresh bosoms and booty
Sweetgal: I am also into older men with iPhones, ipads, cash and driving expensive cars.
Charmer: I can offer all of that and even more.                                                                                                                                                                   Sweetgal: I think we should meet because you are in Thika and I am also here.
Charmer: That would be nice, where do I pick you up tomorrow with my new G- guard sexy girl?
Sweetgal: Tomorrow I am going to school it won’t be possible.
Charmer: Or maybe over the weekend, going to school is very important.
Sweetgal: While still chatting let me continue with my homework I don’t want my dad to know that i have an ideos, he will be mad at me.
Charmer: Which homework is that? maybe I can assist you.
Sweetgal: It’s a Biology assignment and my friend Lucy is assisting me
Charmer: Hey, your friend’s name is Lucy?
Sweetgal: Yes.
Charmer: Exactly where in Thika are you?
Sweetgal: Makongeni and you?
Charmer: Mercy!!! is that you???
Sweetgal: OH MY GOD!!!!!Dad, is that you?

hehehehe be careful where you try to stick your “belongings”!!!


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