sympathy kibao to this unlucky waiter….

There were three men living together in London. An African American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn’t have money to buy food. However upon coming close to a
posh London restaurant in this classy neighborhood, they decided to come up with a plan. The African American went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had
finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. “LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!” – The African American shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble… he let the brother leave. Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food. “HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!” – The West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the other customers. He let the guy go. Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Guinness. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal, but before the Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to him. “Sir…I have been having all sorts of problems all day and I can’t understand it. Two other people like you came in earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me but I don’t remember getting any money
from them so….” Before he could finish, the Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically, “OGA I SORRY FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT NA MY PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!”

I FEEL SO SAD FOR THIS GUY…….I’M SURE HE PAID FOR ALL THOSE MEALS…

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