9 common types of girlfriends

The world we live in has many different types of people…..here are some of the various types of girlfriends men have experienced on way or another.
 1. Miss. Nice Babe

“Tickets to the boxing match? Oh, darling, you shouldn’t have!”  Smiley
Also known as: What a gal, Precious, one of the boys, My Main Squeeze, Doormat
Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly
Disadvantages: May wise up someday

2. Old Yeller

“You spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a naughty woman! Can’t you see you’re making me miserable??” Shocked Lips sealed
Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell
Advantages: Pays attention to you
Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans

3.  Sickly

“Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite.”  Grin
Also known as: Whiner, Mewler, Grumpy
Advantages: Predictable   Disadvantages: Contagious

4. The Boss

“Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don’t give me that look.”  Wink
Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, Yes Mom
Advantages: Often right
Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?

5. Miss. Vaguely Dissatisfied

“I just can’t decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair color?”  Angry
Also known as: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw C’mon Honey
Advantages: Easily soothed
Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed

6. Wild Woman out of Control

“I’ve got an idea. Lets get drunk an’ make love on the front lawn. I done it before.
Also known as: Fast Girl, Freewheeler, Goodtime Charleena, Passed Out  Cheesy Cheesy hell yeahhh
Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys
Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs

7. Huffy

“I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at.”  Embarrassed my worst nightmare Lips sealed
Also known as: No Fun, Humorless Prig, Cold fish, Chilly Proposition, Iceberg, Snarly
Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you
Disadvantages: You will have no friends

8.  Woman from Mars

“I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship.”  Undecided
Also known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic
Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable
Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud

9.  Miss. Dream girl 

“I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now!”
Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous
Advantages: Funny, intelligent, uninhibited
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you.  Tongue Tongue


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