A man went 2 meet his father in law to be and was chewing gum. The father in law to be now told him in a harsh voice ‘young man ur coming 2 seek 4 my daughter’s hand in marriage and ur chewing gum? Dats a sign of disrespect:
young Man-: sir I only chew gum when I smoke or drink
The Old man: u mean u smoke and drink and ur here 2 seek 4my daughter’s hand in marriage?
young man : sir I only drink and smoke when I go 2 club!
old man: u mean u clubs?
young man: Am sorry sir I started clubbing wen I came out of prison.
old man: u mean u went to prison b4?
young man: Sorry sir I went 2jail when I killed somebody’.
old man : u mean u’v killed somebody b4?????
young man: Sir it happened out of Anger, it was d man I wanted 2 marry his daughter and he refused so I killed him
old man: Ur highly welcome my son, u r on d right track, ur the best and d right man 4 my daughter
……to the old man’s surprise, the young man had never gone to jail and it was just a tactic to survive the interrogation…..