kenyan political application form…

We all know that most of kenya’s political games are dirty. Some politicians really do have good reasons for vying but others don’t…here is a sample application form for politicians…

1. Name of Candidate: _______________________

2. Present Address
(i) Name of Jail: _______________________
(ii) Cell Number: _______________________

3. Political Party: _______________________ (List ONLY the Last Five parties in the Chronological (Order)

4. Sex: [ ]
A – Male
B – Female
C – None of the Above

5. Nationality: [ ]

6. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
A – Defected
B – Expelled
C – Bought out
D – None of above
E – All of above

7. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
A – To make money
B – To escape court trial
C – To grossly misuse power
D – To serve the public
E – I have no clue (if you choose “D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized Government Psychiatrist)

8. How many years of public service experience do you possess?
A – 1-2yrs
B – 2-6yrs
C – 6-15yrs
D – 15+yrs

9. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want) 

10. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ] (Do not confuse with question 8)
A – 1-2 years
B – 2-6 years
C – 6-15 years
D – 15+years

11. Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
A – Why not
B – Of Course
C – Definitely
D – I deny it all
E – I see a foreign hand.

12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]

A-100-500  Millions                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        B – 500-1000 Millions                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     C – Overflow… (Convert all your $ earning to Shillings)

13. Do you have any developmental plans for Kenya in mind? [ ]
A – No
B – No
C – No
D – No

14. Describe your achievements in space provided: [ ] 

Thumb Impression of candidate (Not that of the person who filled the form)


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